I DO WORDS REAL GOOD.


I'm a Texas-born Pittsburgh and Maryland-bred New Yorker (and California transplant) who began talking at 9 months old and never stopped.

I am an outgoing, comedy-loving writer, storyteller, and Oxford Comma advocate who lives and breathes TV, movies, unique knickknacks, and antique books.

Currently creating away in San Francisco, let me know if you want me to get you anything from the store.

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